Eye was gonna KILL!

My ice ball, witch hat, hickey

So there I was, going down the trail, almost in the yard at the house, following Scott, when I looked at Mouse and saw that her harness came unsnapped. Seeing that we were literally 30 yards from the yard, I figured she would be ok. Well she was just fine, but when I was looking at her, mind you it's night out, a branch with a good ole ice ball on it whaled me in the eye. I thought I was going to brake something it hurt so bad. We pulled in the yard, set my hooks, and tried to not let Scott see my furry. I was doing all that I could to keep the Hulk hidden. I was gonna kill! I swear I thought my eye was going to pop! Good thing I had my contacts in, damn near would have lost my eye and it ripped my contact in half to boot. Anywho, when I told Scott I don't think he truly believed me, until he saw my eye. His response was something like, "Well Lenny, I guess you really did get hit."
I just shook my head and we both laughed. Scott calls me Lenny from Of Mice and Men, funny thing is, my grandmother used to call my dad that. Scott said I don't know my own strength. I am like a bull in a china closet sometimes... ok, most of the time.

Few days later and my finger I almost cut off, sort of...